š® The 5 types of players we see at Virtuoze (which one are you?)
- Jason Marmen

- 5 days ago
- 3 min read
Are you thinking of coming to Virtuoze to play relaxing games, have a laugh with your friends, and then leave peacefully?
š Wrong answer.
Because after 2 minutes in the game⦠your real self comes out. Not the one you show at work. Not the one on Instagram. The real one.
And believe us⦠weāve seen a lot of people come and go.
Here are the 5 types of players we ALWAYS see . You'll recognize yourself. Or recognize your friend (even worse).

šāļø 1. The Olympic sprinter
For him, as soon as the game starts⦠it's over.
He runs everywhere as if he were fleeing from real danger
He completely forgets that he is in a room
He's breathing heavily⦠very heavily
You see him zigzagging, really hiding, making moves worthy of an action movieā¦but without any plan.
š The best moment? When he takes off his helmet:
āOK⦠wow⦠I wasnāt ready.ā
No. Clearly not.
š± 2. The one who genuinely panics
His brain has disconnected from reality.
For him: š it's no longer a game š it's a survival situation
He shouts
He jumped.
He shoots at the walls, at the ceiling⦠sometimes even at his own teammates š
He backs away, turns around, looks for an exit that doesn't existā¦
š And despite all thatā¦he wants more.
But he will NEVER admit it.
šŗ 3. The useless (but essential) dancer
That one⦠we don't know why it's like that. But we're glad it exists.
He dances in the middle of a mission
He dodges in freestyle mode
He celebrates EVERY action as a victory
Even when he's doing nothing... he's putting on a show.
š He's the player everyone's watching š and the one who makes the game 10x funnier
Honestly? Without him, it wouldn't be the same.
š§ 4. Intense competitiveness
He⦠he came to dominate .
Not for fun. Not for laughs.
š To win.
He analyzes everything
He gives instructions
He sighs when someone ādoes whatever they wantā
āNo no no⦠cover the left side!!ā
Relax, champ⦠Kevin doesn't even understand how to reload.
š But you have to give it to him: he's often the one who carries the team.
(even though no one asked him)
š¤·āļø 5. The one who understands nothing
The classic. The timeless one.
Look at her hands for 2 minutes
Forget how to shoot
Asking questions amidst the chaos
āUm⦠which button is that again?ā
While others are fighting for their livesā¦he is still learning the game.
š And yetā¦it's often the one who laughs the most.
Because he doesn't care. And in the end⦠maybe he's the one who understood the concept.
š„ What all these players have in common
It doesn't matter what type you areā¦
š You're going to move š You're going to react for real š You're going to forget you're in a game
And that's exactly the difference.
It's not a controller. It's not a screen . š It's you in the action.

š Verdict
You might think you know what kind of person you areā¦
But what about the truth?
š You only know it when you're in it.
šÆ So⦠which one are you?
Come and discover it at Virtuoze.
We'll tell you ourselves š



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